4+ day, 8+ hour ago   (534+ words) A WOMAN whose boyfriend is sulking and refusing to speak to her is actually treating it as a lovely break from his wittering. Following a row, Tom Booker has barely spoken to Nikki Hollis for two days, failing to anticipate…...

5+ day, 8+ hour ago   (456+ words) A MAN in his early 50s has thrown his back out during an otherwise routine session of self-abuse, he has confirmed. Homeworker Joshua Hudson of Winchester was cracking one out during his lunch break, in order to provide himself with motivation…...

6+ day, 6+ hour ago   (505+ words) A MAN has been left confused by his wife turning down intercourse on the basis of not being ‘in the mood’, which is not an issue he has experienced. Nathan Muir says the odd idea came up when he asked…...

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (425+ words) THE abyss of an age verification check has gazed back at a man preparing to prove he is old enough to access pornography. Before accessing the finest free smut the internet has to offer, aspiring masturbator Tom Booker must first…...

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (544+ words) A man who emerged from the bathroom ready for intercourse is pretending he did not wash his horrible knob in his girlfriend’s lovely sink. Worried that the disgusting truth will ruin his chances of getting his end away, Tom Logan…...

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (462+ words) A NEWLYWED woman throwing her bouquet is very obviously trying to ensure it lands in the hands of a particular unwed friend. Despite it being her special day selfless bride Carrie Ryan is making sure the bouquet, bringing with it…...